Let’s Get Rid of Money in Society with Nanoscale Engineering of Quantum Distributed Carbon Based Information Printed at Home with Farmed Elemental Blocks

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This became an essay in futurism that is really an essay in hope due to confidence due to observation of human adaptation and resourcefulness in using all that is in our environment. I go for the BIG SALVATION answers often and this essay became one of them: Money as the basis of all our evil deeds and our biggest future challenge. What to do about it!

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         The quantum teleportation that Anton Zeilinger hypothesizes is the beginning of molecular transport. That ability to send immense and secure and unchangeable data in the form of the information of the atomic level of understanding of matter, waits beyond and hopefully soon because the world needs this big answer.

Graphic below via Wikipedia: A channel of information and primarily conceived of (now) as a communication (ultimate security) tunell of instantaneous transport of information. I say, waiting for innovation to turn that information into any carbon based object living or inanimate.

I wish that he would get together with Don Eigler (physics of nanometer-scale structures) and realize the potential in utility to solve the Earth's transportation of food, first. Then further great changes like: the elimination of money in societies one by one as MTP pads are installed.

Yes those are atoms (above). Assembled artificially with a tunneling microscope run by a computer program. Nearly 12 years ago. How much further now? Links below.

Molecular Teleportation pads; direct quantum information tunnels that send immense quantum packets of molecular data. I am saying: all of the information we can collect to the most finite degree of any caron assemblage that anyone would want - as in depth as the atomic structure of any carbon based object. Plant life, real meats you name it, directly to homes and distribution centers. Money becomes something to stuff in your walls for insulation.

At home the receiver gets a gourmet meal in seconds. A football for his son. A perfect replica of a full set of crystal champagne glasses. A new iholophone, they name it.

The Foreseen Industry of the Elemental Block:

Nothing is created from nothing. The elements we build and grow all that we need are here. We have found them. Processing plants can use large MTPs that gather our elements from throughout the world using worker aerial drones that pick-up what they need and deliver them back to Block processing refineries (very future high tech form of farming). Those refineries employ millions. They would send Elemental Blocks using larger industrial MTP platforms to the (Trekian) Replicators that are quantum connected to a block distributer. Dig, a home or industrial replicator needs this matter to “print,” all formed matter.

Each replicator will have enough Elemental Block leftover, always, to transform the data for a new (refill) Elemental Block, since much of the matter needed for transformation can be withdrawn from the space we live in. The oxygen, the water, minerals in our environmental air, many gasses, a cup of dirt from the backyard may be needed now and then. The replicator will tell if you need to do that. Technicians will enjoy employment servicing them. A customized block for your household can be achieved. One that contains your average elemental use. Just don't make too many luxury cars. 

However the questions start; who pays for the initial labor that must be capitalistically exploited to begin production of everything? Like, who builds the aerial drones that collect elements? Who finds the elements?

Answers; we begin an investment in each of these technologies. We invest in new young scientists. We invest in education like never before. We have to do this. We use the money we have left, we put an expiration date on all of our cash and gold and anything we have used abusively in our past. That date on that cash is good for a trade up to the day with our replicators are ready. At first, that replication may be a large industrial unit at your local grocer. Later, on the street corner. Later, in every modern home. Later, in the center of every village and town on Earth. 

In a quasi utopian (Trekian) society where all have whatever they need and most get what they want can all then sit on our asses and invent things! We can choose our fields and change our careers and educate ourselves beyond our wildest dreams with the time we have purchased by becoming a society that does not care about money.

We’ll find out who our geniuses really are, how many of them must have been passed over by society in our past. We’ll find our creative geniuses.

We’ll discover amazing things about all of nature and the cosmos when many of us had previously thought there was little else to find - because many more of us will have the time to slow down and observe and think and find themselves.

We will give thanks to both quantum technology and atomic reconstruction technology, that’s combined science allows the technology of 3D printing to soon become our home Replicators.

It’s all coming together folks. Get ready for a hopeful future brought to you by Gene Roddenberry and all writers of the futuristic and DREAMING and HOPING (yes I yelled at you).

Yaayy, after that we can all sit on our asses - more often!

Update: 30 minutes later: Shit. This is a great idea but also a great way to hollow out every planet in every system near us, making elemental blocks for our replicators to always have MORE STUFF. Shit. Back to money.

Shit. Big Block stores taking over the countrysides! 

Real Block Wars. 

Block Wars VII The Replicators Awaken, coming to a paid streaming service near you. 

By James Gray Mason, CR bs 12/2016

 Inspired by listenting and reading: Dance of the 

Photons by Anton Zeilinger: 

 https://www.amazon.com/Dance-Photons-Einstein-Quantum-Teleportation/dp/0374239665/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1483052335&sr=8-1&keywords=dance+of+the+photons 

Nonscale Engineering: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanoengineering 

Quantum Teleportation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_teleportation 

Anton Zellinger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Zeilinger

Don Eigler: Lift: http://www.nanotech.upenn.edu/news_images/don_eigler.html “Don Eigler is a physicist who has specialized in the development and use of low temperature scanning tunneling microscopes. His research is aimed at understanding the physics of nanometer-scale structures and exploring the applications of nanometer-scale structures to computing.” Wicki lift: Quantum teleportation is a process by which quantum information (e.g. the exact state of an atom or photon) can be transmitted (exactly, in principle) from one location to another, with the help of classical communication and previously shared quantum entanglement between the sending and receiving location. Because it depends on classical communication, which can proceed no faster than the speed of light, it cannot be used for faster-than-light transport or communication of classical bits. While it has proven possible to teleport one or more qubits of information between two (entangled) atoms,[1][2][3] this has not yet been achieved between molecules or anything larger. Although the name is inspired by the teleportation commonly used in fiction, there is no relationship outside the name, because quantum teleportation concerns only the transfer of information. Quantum teleportation is not a form of transport, but of communication; it provides a way of transporting a qubit from one location to another, without having to move a physical particle along with it. 

#futurism #nanoscalengineering #quantumteleportation #moleculartransport #timetravelwish #hunger #transportation #communication #technology #hightech #AntonZellinger #DonEigler #MITsocial #StanfordPhyics #NASAsocial #endallsuffering #JamesGrayMason

My Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector Detector Detector and Room Humidity and Temperature Detector Reporter and Wifi Transceiver Alarm App

In the category of . . 

Title? Did I Tell You About My Smoke Alarm?

The LEEO device,

Comedy; practice titles:  Great New Redundant App; The Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector Detector Detector.

Or perhaps?
#AmateurWriters: How to Shorten Your Titles:

Or,

As an amateur writer I was stumped for a title. But then my practice title became the essay!

Pardon Me if this Seems Redundant But I Detected that Every Home and Car and Wallet and Pocketbook Should Have a Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector Detector Detector and Room Humidity and Temperature Reporter Detector and Wifi Broadcaster Alarm and App for Every Room in the House to Go with their Smoke Detectors - Just in Case. http://jamesgraymason.com

Or,
As a Dyslexic Writer, I had Some Difficulty Spelling Detector Until I Wrote about my Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector Detector Detector

#redundancy #consumerproductsafety #firesafety #humor #humour

Or,
My New Smoke Detector

Or,
Smoke Detectors Evolved

Or,
Smokin New App

Or,
Read this if You’re Afraid of Fire

Or,

Writing now:

I decided to finally buy a smoke alarm. I got a smoke alarm and carbon monoxide detector and alarm combination. Technically, it is pretty much the standard today. Nothing fancy. Just beeps and a sexy female electronic voice that accompanies each life destroying event says “Smoke has been detected.” And, “Carbon monoxide has been detected.” An update might include  “detected honey,” or “ I detect smoke. Get the fu*k out of the house!” next month.

But then, on my screen just before I made my safety purchase, thank goodness for Amazon. They showed my peripheral vision a picture of a round, white plastic electronic device with wonderful blue lighting emanating from its exterior, smoke and carbon monoxide detector detector. That sends an alarm via household wifi, just beneath the interface I was using the buy the smoke and carbon monoxide detector. “Very cool,” I said to myself. And “I need this.” A backup for the detector.

Looking further at the enticing small advertisement I discovered another component comes with the detector detector, an app that detects the detector detector; yes it’s accurate, a detector detector detector.

Addendum; 1 hour later: F*ck it! To simplify this understanding, it is kind of like adding ears to your smoke detector. You can’t have one without the other, or in the example of ears, the others. But this device goes all the way to include more senses and it even shares your alarm with an emergency contact, or more than one! Geez.

The wifi operated automatic 256 color LED light adjuster. Too much. Glad I don’t get paid for writing about a multi functional product.

I’m going to find something less productive to write about.

James out! 

Man Wakes Up Completely Out of Coffee and Loses Mind

Captions!

Man wakes up completely out of coffee. Loses mind.

“I’m out of order? You’re out of order! This whole social network is out of order!”

I used this picture in an ad to help sell my lawnmower. They wouldn’t let me post it in the grocery store. Waste of time.

Video screenshot: At home volunteer who just had an accident testing an artificial gravity chair for NASA. Had the power turned-up too high. Reported: ass got very heavy and large then small again after. Says ball size was “out of control.” Doctors say analrecto collapse possible.

Guy shouting profanities who woke up at 3 am to find out Donald Trump was elected the president of the USA.

Man discovers interactive television meant all-along, the broadcasters can see and hear the audience.

“Do I have to wait exactly 4 hours before calling a doctor?”

Sexuality scientist who just made an amazing discovery, all alone in his laboratory.

Scene from a fire department educational film about sleeping with something on - just in case.

Comedian smokes too much weed. Forgets the joke he was going to attach to selfie.

Actor in the beginning of a “This could happen to you!” scene from educational film for young people who may be considering shaving their pubic regions.

Actor in the end of a “This could happen to you!” scene from educational safety film by online adult toy store.

“The directions on the tube said the burning would stop momentarily!”

Guy discovers his new custom leather bachelor’s auto masturbation chair has some faults.

Late night infomercial host for the Angry Abs Workout.

Man selling his dirty underwear to school girls and women in prison from his Youtube channel.

Unfortunately for the defendant in the world famous Mad Murderer case, this time stamped selfie of him yelling at his television was his primary alibi that he was at home at the time. Now available on many choices of apparel and collectible dishwear.

Time traveler looks in mirror, finds out he’s a middle-aged white guy in this timeline.

JamesGrayMason

#comedy #selfisunday #captionthis #funnypics #endallsuffering #timetravelwish #sol3

The Late Night Television Sign-Off from NASA that Provided Hope to Millions

NASA did much more than send people to the moon in the great era of spaceflight that they brought to us.

Both my parents worked at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center in the best years of my boyhood. On off-school days my mother would bring me to work and I would have my run of the whole compound. I got to know hundreds of smiling faces, of people all working to send us into space. Then at night I got to watch Star Trek. I knew with all the certainty a boy could have that the adults could do it. - James.

In our lives there are but a few very inspirational and hopeful memories kept in the vaults of our minds which we would not trade for anything. We remember moments with our parents, at the beach for instance, when we were feeling hopeful, and inspired and loved all at the same time. My most precious such memory is not any moments as a child with his mother or father or his family. Mine is a music video produced by the National Air and Space Administration and made available in nineteen seventy-two to any television station who wanted it. As a boy growing up in Washington D.C., I would purposefully stay awake for the sign-off on WTTG Metromedia channel 5, which occurred at midnight every night.

The nineteen sixties and nineteen seventies were times of turmoil. It was a depressing time to be a child who is both growing and also be apprised of events in the world around you, as your mind and body grew without choice. But this music video inspired a feeling that was so strong, it convinced my consciousness every night, that there was indeed hope. It made a claim in its message that "the adults had not screwed everything-up entirely," although everything I saw or read during the day surely indicated that they had.

Everyone held recent memory of news clips and photographs from the horrific Vietnam War. It was a painful change in the process almost every day. Assassinations of the best people we had seemed common. Unarmed demonstrations put down with violence by governments, caused me to think that change was impossible. Everyone maintained a level of fear that nuclear war would occur at any given time, at the push of a button by someone being angry, being careless, being ruthless, trying to win the war. I would look at the sunrise and think "some asshole could take it all away for everyone," and the thought would bring tears to my eyes. The civil rights battles for equality gave us all imagery of man's inhumanity toward man, treating people as animals to be herded. The rise of the proliferation of the handgun changed the way we thought about just being outside at night. We treated each other based on shallow differences. Discrimination was granted by society and it seemed very ugly as I was made more aware of it frequently.

"What's the point? If I'm going to grow up to have to face all of this? Who stands a chance in this world?" My child's mind rationally deduced.

But then I could escape hopelessness late at night by watching what was for me a lullaby of hope and peace possible. It was the channel five sign-off, featuring NASA Apollo Eleven astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin bouncing about on the moon. And the song Lonely People by the band America playing during the film clips. This showed me a reality on the other side of hopelessness and so reminded me there is hope for me, and perhaps for everyone.

Many people gather the feeling of hope from a religion, by having beliefs, but I was not a child of beliefs. My parents worked at NASA and I played there on many days when school was out, and I had my run-of-the-place in every building and had made friends with many grown-ups. And so I saw the wonders that man could frequently create and it was explained to me how we created them often. I was not a boy whose psychology could be settled with an invisible source of hope. I had to have the physical, the touchable, the measurable, the viewable to draw on for hope when I was alone with my thoughts. And this sign-off video was abundant with hope for my little scientific mind.

If a hope is one of the reasons, you immerse in a belief system I have this suggestion if ever you feel your beliefs aren't enough. You can find hope by observing your fellow humans and their many wonderful behaviors, discoveries and inventions, insights and philosophies of real life, from reality. Hope from the physical world feels pretty good and there is no supernatural element to create even the smallest doubt in your mind. So this type of hope is as solid as it is there in front of you.

https://youtu.be/-7cle5tv_y8

Thanks Ed Smith! Your buddy: Jamie

Thanks to all you old-timers at NASA Goddard Flight Center, Greenbelt, Maryland! - Jamie

June 2014: YouTube:

John ____: "Hi - My Dad, Byron Morgan directed the NASA sign off you're talking about when he was head of documentary films at NASA in Washington DC in the 1970s. I think he got the recommendation of the song from my sister. An original of the sign off might exist among my Dad's things and will look for it and post it if it exists. If anyone comes across it in the meantime, please let me know! Thanks for all the warm comments. He would appreciate them. And thanks so much Oddity Archive for the recreation! You certainly got the spirit of what he wanted to show.
Some of the moments I remember...when the song says "hit it!" the Lunar Landing Module takes off from the Moon. It ends with a crane shot of a woman and man in a park and they're spinning around which I think matched spinning NASA footage? A bit of a Kubrick homage ;)"
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________ : "I worked for TV station WAWS in Jacksonville,Florida back in 1981. We used to run the original. Great job of recreating it. Kind of missed the ending, if I remember correctly, it went from the moon, to a sat dish and ended with a couple standing over their baby's crib, I guess kind of 2001 ish "star child " ending. I love your ending with the flag shot, thought it was just as effective.I posted this on a facebook post, someone brought up the old national anthem sing offs. Thanks for posting this, awesome job."
Additionally: A great radio story about the hey-days of early NASA: Science Friday; NASA during the civil rights era.Listen at SoundCloud:

Image from NASA, "Engineer Thomas Byrdsong checks the Apollo/Saturn 1B Ground-wind-loads model in the Transonic Dynamics Tunnel 648 at NASA Langley Research Center on March 2, 1963. Photo by NASA."


Keywords: NASA, NASASocial, NASA history, History, America, Lonely People, Sign-Off, NASA Sign off, Television history, James Gray Mason, James Mason, time travel wish, Sol3

07.16.2019: Addendum: 
#NASA #NASAsocial
The 1960's were the best years of my boyhood and my parents worked at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center. In summer, and on off-school days my mother would bring me to work and I would have freedom of the whole compound. And today I involved myself in a real time travel experiment and am successful before it was created, and NASA will have something to do with it, in our soon to be future:

https://timetravelwish.blogspot.com is IT:

Copyright Reserved: End All Suffering / James G. Mason, June, 2014.

The People of the Megatower Community: A Solution Undeniably Needed

The possibilities for saving us the suffering of billions of humans are contained within the self contained but fully connected community and network of communities of the megatower people.

Geeez, I wish my community would realize what this could do!
Could save an entire regional economy. Could become an
attraction and genuine lure for constant growth.
 Floors and entire apartments and homes anything within are portable.

Actually, in pure and undeniable deduction of practicality and our future needs; I see that our future depends on this very idea being implemented. Because we are out of land and running out of food and energy and truly cannot afford to be anything but efficient in our existence if Earth (and us wonderful humans) are to survive without a disastrous history of mass suffering and deaths by famine and flood and drought. We must conserve our wild spaces and all life and we must come together as neighbors closer than ever in the history of homo sapiens.

A solution in the category of: why haven’t we begun this? While we expand our population toward twelve billion people by 2050, and while life becomes more expensive and so more challenging and more complex,  we need to build upward and gather together in communities that both conserve and enhance all life, land, earth and sky on Earth:

The self-sufficient megatower is an old idea used by the creators of Simcity in their hit game Cities of Tomorrow. It stands digitally as a reasonable dream in this game, that I play (perhaps) 20 hours per week (lie!).

Magnificent, standing alone and piercing the clouds anywhere, or in fully integrated groups with their similar designs as twins,  triplets, massive artworks of function meets form the  towers can become a city in any city or a shining community in a rural valley, or a formerly barren mountainside grouped together in the middle of an ocean’s gulf or a wide river or the middle of a lake.

One hundred floors, or two-hundred-and-fifty, the sky is not the limit, only the size of the footprint of land conservation space  - relative to stability of height as it can grow with us always.

       Let’s be practical. The most expensive part of this structure should not be it’s frame, but that’s usually the case it getting a thing like this going. The amazingness of it is its enormity and that is it’s efficiency and practicality. We build a portable foundry where iron is in proximity and we might consider building that directly over an iron mine. The foundry is the center of the megatower and is later broken-down and set up again for the next tower. The caustic gasses from the foundry should be bottled and launched into space at the end of construction of the entire building. All garbage from the construction can be in that launch, as well. The footpad for these foundations are not limited to four sides. Better, the hexagonal or pentagonal shape would allow far more freedom of design and more aerodynamic as capturing as much air as possible will be helpful energy and good for hang gliding.

The megatower can be life-saving place to live. Health and all welfare needs are quickly available inside each tower, with medical clinics, spas, gyms, and entertainment theaters and arcades.

The funding and then construction of one of these human life-savers is a boost and any region's economy as tens of thousands personally assemble every tower and the technology of all humanity goes into every tower.

Shopping contained for all necessities of life and if you can’t find it one megatower hop-into one of the magnetic sky bridge cars to another megatower within minutes while you are whisked around the communities as you sit on your ass sipping a mocha latte with your AI sex companion (repair and parts shops in every tower).

Energy as long as the sun shines. Solar arrays that line the building’s height or tower in spectacle from it’s crowned rooftop.

Recycling fully contained for collection, preparation, and shipping of all materials.

Park floors with ceilings of 150 feet and growing exotic and local vegetation, large grassy lawns and holographic beautiful days and starry nights.

Imagine: the boundless energy of an active lava tube deep beneath a megatower community can be channeled for heating and cooling and turbine spinning to our heart's content. We could even burn our solid waste here. After checking carefully for errant droids or drones.  

Farming floors where a large fraction of a tower’s food needs are grown under ideal conditions.

Every tower is in itself an employment place for hundreds or thousands in keeping it running in farming, recycling, retail, restaurant and entertainment, security and social services, teaching and child care.

The wind or rain or floods or flying sharks that eat people, no one in any megatower will be in harm’s way.

Free heating from the sun, and free cooling from the constant cool of the earth beneath it, our comfort conquered.

On earthquake fault zones, it’s inter floor meniscus absorb the damage while it’s giant hydraulic footings allow for calculated absorption of strong quakes and tremors.

An education level that contains all grade levels of education and can accommodate children from 3 towers.

Easy aerial drone delivery and shipping to hundreds of convenient locations along the outer walls of the megatowers.  Including a launch station for personal commuter drones.

Office levels that can employ 5 - 10 thousand per day.

I could go on for days in listing the possibilities of the megatower that could save us:

A zeppelin and or helicopter and lift plane port on the rooftop.

Advertising that presents to the sky big beautiful commercials for diarrhea drugs.

Tower jumping and very long bungee-cord jumping.

Drone catching.

Remote controlled and autopilot delivery and shipping throughout the tower network.  

Hot air balloon and hang gliding launches.

A water slide to the ground.

Personal parachuting to work.

Suction cup tower climbing.

To the credit of the Simcity developers; a super roller coaster on the rooftop that tosses passenger cars into the air and catches them again in a three times looping ride.

The People of the Megatower Community: A Solution Undeniably Needed

Rights reserved; James Gray Mason / End All Suffering / Time Travel Wish, July 31, 2016.

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A Chapter from Destiny - the Unfinished Science Fiction Prophecy of the Year Before Time Travel Wish

Below is the comedic and fantastical science fiction Jesus Watch News Ticker. A world wide online instant news ticker that tracks the by-the-minute exploits of the new super hero for Earth, an emissary to the visitors whose purpose is to get us ready. I had hoped the story would become an ongoing series for all media. James out!

I guess I should post this here because it may be determined later, that these stories within the yet completed science fiction story: Destiny the Story of the End of All Suffering, were strongly paradox related to the experiment I began on 11/25/2014, the following year. 

3 sample chapters are online at http://UnfinishedNovels.Org


The text below was last edited in December of 2013 and was a frequent comedic relief to accompany the novel post publication, world wide. :-)

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Mason says "Over 2 billion e-copies of my first published book The Jesus' Journals Vol. I . . . have been destroyed by American New Militia "super-virus." . . . adds " . . . f-ing tragedy . . but you-bet-your-ass Jesus is on it like an auto-lock condom on prom night, and they will not do this again!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fox News idiot Bill O'Smiley missing, few join in search. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus "suggests" millions of acres of U.S. Federal Bureau of Land Management land previously grazed by private cattle at bargain rates, turned over to the new EAS United Nations Grow Force. . . . . . . Utah ranchers organize: Spokesperson farmer Joan R. Jones of Meatneck, Utah "Jesus is pushing thousands of ranchers into economic oblivion. He doesn't understand, he's going to feed the world and starve American small ranches! It's a God-dammed liberal one world government land grab!" . . . . . Jesus responds to Jones: "Big change isn't easy, it sometimes requires sacrifice, often more than other peoples sacrifices . . . . time to grow something we all can eat Ms. Jones." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus meets with German chancellor Merkin, secures protection commitment for New Sahara project, Eastern North Africa and Somalia. Asks chancellor "so how did you get named after a pubic hair wig?" . . . . . Chancellor not amused, says "Why am I ever surprised by the mouth on a bloody American? I didn't mean that. I like the U.S. really, really I do!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Des Moines, Iowa, United States: Jumpers, Cat rescued from tree last month by Jesus has been in and out of cat psychiatrists offices, now terrified of flying smirking red haired men, has "significant sleeping problems, kicks his little legs all night long." . . . . . Delores R. Furry of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: "Jesus was a member at thirteen years old, he should know better. I'm sure he'll see to it that this feline victim of extraordinary circumstance gets the best mental health care possible in the world. And if by chance Jesus has any guilt about this incident he can come over to my place for a good spanking, which he would then have deserved. Right Jesus? Otherwise, praise Jesus for all his furry friends! I LOVE YOU JESUS!!". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Watch! Postulates . . . Are world leaders mouthing-off more frequently in public because of Jesus Carlsons' brash behavior internationally? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus opens newest soup kitchen in East St. Louis, USA with $2 million start. Uses fingerprints for patrons, "hooks-em-up with local health care." . . . Stays for 2.7 hours, talks with several workers and homeless. Has extensive quiet conversation with homeless and unemployed sociologist Dr. Robert Culture, formerly of UCLA. Transports away with Dr. Culture. . . . . . Jesus Watch! . . will Dr. Culture be Disciple number 4? Vote online NOW at EndAllSuffering.Org! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Source: Jesus' Catholic Nun sexual harassment accuser, Sister Thelma Dyke PhD., discovered to have secret sex life with latex Crucifixes. Source: "Jesus was nothing!" More to come on this story. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Loyalist U.S. Navy Ensign Rupert Sidewick, 26 of Boseman, Montanna, blows-the-whistle on Navy Admiral Wadsworth H. Thorndick! Prevents mass mutiny of Pacific Fleet. Most crew of aircraft carrier Big Johnson involved. Jesus punishment: "For this treasonous act all sailors involved are "suggested" to be suspended from Google ANYTHING for one month!" . . . . Sailors cry cruel and unusual punishment, claim Geneva Convention violation. . . . . . . Jesus responds "I told you my punishments would be unreasonable!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus finishes Connecticut Community College course on-line. Gets an A in class and announces the Jesus Community College 100% Scholarship, qualification: contribute to the End of All Suffering in your community. States, "Community colleges are our second rung on the ladder of opportunity, after a high school diploma and before a four year college, I suggest the States immediately begin subsidizing all of these schools at above 90%. No mother on food stamps with kids can get her ass out of misery at these current class costs. $700 for one Community College class is ridiculous, and is unethical of society and governments. . . . . . . . . Jesus' class project final: unveils his first app for smart phones Red Zone, shows where and when women's menses occur. Believed to work by detecting irritability and desire to kill the nearest person in women when in groups of three. Jesus' new app flying off web sites. . . . . . . . Jesus Watch: What Red Zone will have to do with Ending All Suffering - unknown. Perhaps it is for men like Jesus to avoid insufferable attitudes and mood swings for three days a month?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Black Calla lilies "Kind of dark purple." Says #FTD " . . and they are sold out." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Redwood City, California - Cannabis Farmer, 39 yr. Festus Earwing frantically updates FaceBook page, is rescued by Jesus from under his 1 ton tractor. Earwing transported to the " . . the hospital from the beginning of General Hospital." Says Jesus. . . . . . . Los Angeles - City paramedics picked up Fester Eearwing "off the middle of the street in the middle of rush hour traffic." Transported Earwing to a "real hospital." Said paramedic Bobby Langsworth, 26. After rescue Jesus was photographed urinating on nearby ancient Redwood tree. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . San Francisco, California, United States - Terrance B. Barkfuhker, President of Sierra Club makes statement about Jesus urination on tree "He could have zapped himself to any nice bathroom on the planet but the lazy demigod chose to desecrate one our national treasures, Jesus go pee in your own backyard! We at Sierra Club are not afraid of him! You hear me Jesus!". . . . Jesus responds to tree-huggers: "Shut up asshole, thanks to me stopping the cattle madness literally billions of trees will not be cut down, jerk! I think I earned the privilege of peeing on one of their kin. Idiot. Besides it's so natural, bonds me with nature, you know?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus in driveway this morning jokes with reporters: Mary Magellan's monthly "uncle from out of town due in today if you know what I mean hee he he." . . . . . . Mary Magellan responds: "Jesus is a sick puppy! What has he been doing, counting my blood-free days?" . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Watch: Stories about women's periods not uncommon with Jesus Watch. . . . John, Disciple and friend of Jesus says "Strange menses fascination and humor will pass. It's a joke phase, he gets them like this. Next week it might be fat butts." . . . . . . . . .Jesus "suggests" dog breeders have one month to cease operations until levels of shelter dogs down to just 5% of current levels. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Another Jesus mishap as he suddenly appears at top of Mt. Everest floating in mid-air, yells to climbers through storm winds "Hi there I just wanted to come here one day!" While Jesus was enjoying the panoramic view of the Himalayan mountain range frightened climber Ernest Dubois , 46, Weirdfood, England, falls . . dies on impact . . . . Jesus asks remaining climber to take a picture of him with his cell phone, Jesus transported remaining climber to "hospital where House works in that television show.". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rassmussen/CNN Poll: Worried about Jesus' mental health diagnoses 73%, up from 68% in January. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . NASA reports: Swift-Tuttle Comet is the perfect icy comet for Jesus to retrieve for the New Sahara project. But warns of drastic weather changes in entire hemisphere. Including orbital plane and axis disruption due to massive size and gravity of the comet, in addition to likely dangerous ammonia and methane levels. . . . . . . Jesus: "We don't have to bring the comet out of orbit to separate hydrogen from other gases and then tap the water for Africa! Scientists if you are hitting impossibilities in your research, you may be holding onto beliefs about your work. Give up those beliefs and start progressing! To challenge you all, I want to hear methods of stopping all hurricanes and tornados by next month! And Goddammit I want an answer of how to get more than one hundred and forty characters out of Twitter!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dr. Rice A. Roni of San Francisco: "Jesus is like a slave driver of the imaginable! My team is already fielding some very interesting ideas to actually stop tornados! Unbelievable - literally! His complete absence of belief negates the negative, opens the imagination, and is inspiring for all of us scientists. He's actually a breath of fresh air for me. I can accurately speak for the great majority of scientists: having a god is a poor excuse for our ignorance of nature and so of science. Having belief too easily allows us to excuse answers still in the dark as something impossible or that we aren't supposed to know. He's right, belief has to go, it's been slowing us down and preventing ending all suffering." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mayor Joy Finklestien of City of Detroit USA reports "The city has been completely disarmed this morning, praise him." Other cities reporting absence of firearms as of today: city of Kabul, Rio De Janeiro, Los Angeles. Yet confirmed disarmed: Salinas and Fresno and San Diego California, New Orleans and Atlanta, Cartagena and Medellín. NASA: black shiny ball of firearms in space now a massive 1200 meters in diameter, can be seen from ground with binoculars. . . . . . . . Jesus repeats "suggestion": "All metal having come near gun powder is subject to disappearance. All steel forged for gun barrels is subject to disappearance." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Killeen, Texas, USA - Jacob Bonnie, 46 found in middle of huge corn field hanging upside-down naked in mid air by big toes, apparently covered in honey, with insects all over him, near death, had been there for days, gains consciousness claims Jesus Carlson did it! Sheriffs' office spokesperson Wanda Doit "We had to call Mary twice to get the guy released from Jesus' control and down to the ground. There was no urgency on the part of the Jesus compound in Connecticut to help save this mans' life.". . . Jesus Watch has discovered Bonnie had posted statement about Mary Magellan on Google Universe network "God is not going to forgive that uneducated liberal prostitute gold-digging bitch Mary Magellan! Harlot devil woman! The lord beseech thee!" . . . . . Mary responds briefly "I never knew about this guy in Texas. But I think this episode was more about my honor, for Jesus, than retribution and anger. I feel okay about this one. Go away now." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus' Mother Mary Ellen, English literature PhD, award winning poet and painter, offers new word" . . and a sound for the world in all languages . . " Eas: verb, Actions and behaviors creating consequences, and ramifications which move, facing what is largely agreed to be toward, in a focused manner, in a linear sequence of time, that which ensures the concept of the End of All Suffering. . . e.g. " . . it's not about you jerk, it's about eas!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nuevo Laredo, Mexico: Los Zetas drug cartel overnight shake-up by Jesus! All members disarmed, many missing, leader without head, residents dance in streets all over Mexico.. . . . . . . Mexico City Mexico: Los Zetas' head's head found on Mexican president Moldera's desk. Implied shared responsibility for Los Zetas' violence.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus calls Mercedes dealership about his new car, wants toilets in the seats, says "I want to urinate going 197 miles per hour. Hey why not?" Young third Disciple and car mechanic Kyle says "I can do that! No problem!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . National Rifle Association now joined with the New American Militia Freedom Fighters for Constitutional Preservation for Real Americans NRANAMFFCPRA (domain name was available): "We are prepared to stop Jesus and his world government Liberal agenda, for God and freedom at the cost of all of our lives if needed!" . . . . Jesus makes angry response "Don't you dare leave your children fatherless you morons! Idiots! A tiny insignificant difference that you could possibly make at the cost of the damage to your family, is not more important than their well being is. If someone has to be stupid then let the Freedom Fighters without children come after me. Idiots!". . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Carlson @EndAllSuffering Twitt from 7:03 am: #Consumers please take 5 min and choose the neediest salesperson on the floor. It is YOUR CHOICE. Help correct the #economy #EndAllSuffering . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus gets high with San Francisco Chronicle reporter Francine Puffington, accidentally says "Wish my dick was bigger than six point three five inches!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mary Magellan announces creation of new Jesus political project, $10 million office for staff of USA for Public Campaign Financing. Mary: "Jesus wants as pure a democracy as we can get, and he's sure this is the best way to get to it. And tell that hyperactive horny bastard I want a sit-down dinner tonight like everybody else in the f-ing world! On the ground!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Missing for 1 month former House Speaker Newt Gingrich found this afternoon unconscious on dirty mattress in low income housing "crack" apartment. Wakes up black skinned with nappy hair in corn rows, a large tattoo across his chest that reads Fuck the Poor with a big dagger with elephant on it stabbing into map of United States. . Dr. Alfred R. Murrow of Bellevue Hospital: "He has suffered broken bones and hypothermia and malnourishment. But he's going to be fine." Gingrich is reported to be addicted to crack cocaine. Very confused, yells at police "I'll do anything for one fix, you idiots do you know who I am?" The speaker remains a guest of Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raven Arms Manufacturing, makers of street popular small $50 .25 semi auto handguns destroyed, leveled to dust and rocks 1 hour ago by Jesus. Janitor hospitalized critical, presidents' hand found, presidents' body missing. Hand gun sales skyrocket worldwide in anticipation of other gun makers yet to be destroyed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus' new Russian Attack Submarine renamed End All Suffering, arrived in Groton, Connecticut met by excited throngs of hundreds of female naval officers and Jesus with disciples John, Luke, and Heather. After spending an hour on-board Jesus announced interview dates for "Hot looking American Navy babes," for the entire crew. Los Angeles - feminist lawyer Gloria Allred responds angrily to Jesus submarine crew plans: "Jesus Carlson is turning out to be a male chauvinist pig! He's a feminists nightmare. First this disgusting smart phone app to sniff-out and then sexually discriminate against menstruating women, and now this treatment of accomplished naval officers as sex objects! He is revolting! What the hell is he going to do with that thing anyway? It looks like a big penis with a bump on it for the men to sit in!" . . . . . . . . . Jesus responds: "Gloria Allred is alright. She has helped women immensely. Hell, I'd do-her for her mind . . . for $500! He he he. Tell the old battle-axe we're going to go looking for big underwater caves to insert ourselves in and out of many times!! Its going to get the whole crew hot as hell! I might have to bring some loyalist men on-board just to cool things off! He he he he he." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flat City, Iowa, USA - Firefighter and single father Pat Sayjack, 32, faces Loyalist demerit by new Jesus Court in town: posted FaceBook comment this morning titled No One Needs Jesus Anymore! . . . . Jesus Court Prosecutor Richard Gotcha "You have to go to Jesus court if you are a Loyalist and you piss off Jesus. Becuase if Jesus is pissed and not doing his job, we all regress from the End of All Suffering. Period!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Butanna, Kenya - Amazing Jesus related event! Two days after the bodies of eight known poachers of elephant ivory were brought by park patrol rangers to this village on the coast, with their skulls all having been mysteriously exploded (likely Jesus' work), a tremendous herd of elephants, possibly 1500, have appeared on the outside of this village, with many dust trails visible from satellite converging on the location. Dr. Motombo Siel MD: "It is kind of creepy. The elephants are mulling around and being very quiet for elephants. It's as if they don't know how to respond, but they want to. It is clear to us that they know that these apparent assassinations were done for them. I have never seen anything like this. It is causing the entire village to feel very emotional. Most of our women are too overwhelmed to leave their homes. Tonight a drumming celebration is planned to last perhaps days. The whole village will be in attendance. It's what we can do to share in their joy and let them know that we know. Praise Jesus Carlson. He's caring for all of Gods' creatures. The reign of these magnificent animals will continue. Bless him." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rocky Mountain High, Colorado, USA - Dr. Ray-Ray Johnson of Colorado Institute of Sim City Analogy, offers Jesus Carlson hypothesis: "With his Disciples and Loyalists labels he has created an environment of increasing submissive and dominant relationships with the pubic. This will lead to envy, non loyalist discrimination and bias, passive aggressive hostility between followers, and later violence. Where those of us playing the new Sim City End All Suffering v. 1.3 will have to add more of the new nonprofit organization zones in inner city areas, costing more, making demand for new police stations, fire houses and ect. . . Then comes the left-wing population increases wanting Organic restaurants and Breast Feeding Stations, oh Jesus Christ what a mess!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Watch! . . Jesus clothes today: his gray t-shirt with the large red inverted crucifix on it and the usual black leather pants, black leather (Buffalo hide) gun-vest, and for the 22nd day in a row his rattlesnake cowboy boots with chrome spurs in the up position. Las Vegas: odds-makers give 1/3 odds he'll wear the gray t-shirt again tomorrow. . . . Bathing frequency watch: 60.2 hours since last shower, Pool Chart average bet on 65.5 hours till he cleans-up all over. Seen using alcohol wipes down there yesterday. Household staff & laundry issue: still spraying himself with Febreeze before disappearing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rev. Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church, religious nut-case and militant anti-gay activist, found wandering nude and delirious on beach near famous local San Francisco gay bath-house. . . . SF Police spokesperson: "Reverend Phelps did not know where he was when we found him. He has asked for his mother, but we found out she is dead. He is refusing to sit-down for some reason and he's talking about Jesus allot, we're not sure which Jesus however." . . . Jesus Watch asked Jesus via Tweet about Phelps: "Yah I heard he got f-ed, kind of like kismet, or karhma! I'm not saying I had anything to do with it, but keep in mind, those are not rapists hanging out at that bath house, he had to have asked for it! Hah ha he he he." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gladvia, North Brushka - More than 1 dozen Russian Tanks believed to be carrying soldiers wishing to instigate war with neighboring Excusestan, parked at border and fired many rounds on village of Brushki, no one hurt. Responding to Marys' Twitt, Jesus appears, tanks evacuated, all tanks thrown into Sun. 1 casualty reported, 2 wounded. . . . . Jesus abducts Brushkan President Igor Ivannabitch using his "big huge Davy Crocket knife," brings him to top of iceberg in Artic Circle, slides him off into water, returns him to Brushka extremely cold, bleeding from neck, praising Jesus Carlson. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus "suggests" tinfoil on roofs and ceilings of all mental institutions, says "have some respect and do what you can to stop the perceived CIA's mind rays from reaching the already troubled brains of our nation's paranoid schizophrenics! Many are sure there are mind rays, so for god's sake respect them! What the hell is it going to cost? A trip to the grocery store for Reynolds Wrap and a box of thumb tacks?" Dr. Ronald Dogoodie of New York University Hospital: "Jesus is right. I don't know why we aren't doing it for them, they are never going to disbelieve the mind-ray hypotheses no matter what we do, so reducing this part of the suffering in their lives won't be a problem." Praise Jesus because almost everything he does it seems is going toward the Goal." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Haddam, Connnecticut, United States, Jesus compound: Jesus wants to blow holes in the Moon for New Saharan soil layer! Visualizes two craters, shallow but big. Moon dust directed through space directly at North Africa. Geologic Terraforming team leader Dr. Roberto Quaker: "Brilliant! It really is Earth material! It can sustain bacterial growth, it will serve to trap moisture, and with this underneath Earthen top soil, it means far less fertile soil will be needed from other countries." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jesus Wacth! We're not always perfect! . . . . . . . . . . Jesus thinks a joke with new translator, Jesus Watch special operatives intercept: "Handyman says to his helper "Just hang it so the damaged end is pointing towards the floor. That way no one will see it . . . unless there is a guy in this room locked-up in solitary confinement for ten years, then it would be big deal when he realizes the BIG MISTAKE!" . . Funny? Sick funny? You DECIDE and Vote at EndAllSuffering.Org . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . New Dehli, India - President Mahatma Gahndi VI "India has enrolled over 500,000 workers anxious to make the New Sahara Project a reality, we will be first to say "We have all eaten tonight!"" . . . . . Jesus responds via his new alien thought to text translater "No one nation is going to decalre the end of hunger for themselves. No one child will eat first from the efforts of EAS, and hopefully no one child will ever eat last!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Forksaken, Utah, USA: Pair of Jesus' sunglasses on Ebay.Com was fraud, had not belonged to Jesus. Bob Frickken, 25 now local celebrity, admitted crime after quick visit by Jesus last night. Jesus chastises Frickken, trades fraud pair for his own. Frickken: "This shit from Jesus is a plastic piece of crap from some online store a year ago, they're loose for Christs' sake! . . Dude mine were all nice and glass from the nineteen-seventies and I took em from my uncles' house. I didn't mean to piss Jesus off! Jesus dude I was broke man!" (crying).. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Las Vegas: Report yet confirmed - Jesus appeared for 3 minutes standing against a wall toward rear of nude strip club. . . "Bob Fossil friend of Bill Ws', local patron "We all agreed it sure looked like him! He took a couple of pictures with his cell phone. And he gave a hundred dollars to Old Betty! No one is sitting over there now . . . weird huh?" . . . Jesus responds: "Absolutely not, that was not me, absolutely not, no way. Mary I said no-way, okay?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cooncaught, Missouri, USA: Margaret Jesus-Mary president of the Jesus Carlson fan club Missouri, issues urgent press release, denies "Reports of Jesus penis length are true." Requests all chapters worldwide "remain calm until the truth can be discovered and this horrible rumor by this evil bitch Californication reporter can be disproved!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Jesus end of day "suggestion". . . . . "All feminist lawyers should shut the f*ck-up! And we should all think about poor Jumpers, unable to sleep!"</marquee></div>




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