The Accidental Virgin Birth Pandemic

"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!" 

If you accept that evolution is a process in nature then you should understand that the conditions and methods in which life forms, using redundancies and repetitions of opportunities to allow life to reproduce in more than one way is a normal part of the cycle of life on Earth. In the process of evolution this is true among many if not most sexually reproducing life forms. One of these manners of redundancy and further distribution of opportunity to reproduce is becoming more apparent: The discovery a human female carrying an embryo or fetus, who had no physical, sexual contact is becoming less unusual. 

To greatly to improve the chance of just one acorn becoming successful and growing into a fine young tree - an oak tree may drop 100,000 acorns in a couple of weeks. A human male will distribute about 70,000 sperm cells during sexual intercourse climax in the same manner of excess for success. A squirrel could pick up many of those acorns and drop two or three far away from that mother oak. A dandelion seed cast into the wind can easily travel for a mile or more by numbers of over one hundred per flower.

Article reference: Virgin Pregnancy Rates Up. Please return! 

It is unusual, but is found throughout human history during our relative brief time while living in close quarters to each other that "virgin birth," stories appear frequently. Apparently, most families keep these occurrences very private. Some women will run-off and find a husband quickly and tell no one that they really " . . have no idea how this happened to me!"  

In these times we are communicating these stories more frequently and so the seemingly miraculous incidents are being discovered in numbers that are significant. Worth studying. Worth hypothesizing why so that someone can launch real study and find out for sure how all of these women and so many pubescent aged girls are becoming pregnant with seemingly NO SEXUAL contact with others?

Here's a hypothesis about virgin births: Perhaps it's true? Perhaps these virgin or abstinent women are picking-up fresh sperm cells from the warm surfaces and undersides of desks and tables and chairs, and toilets, door knobs, faucet handles, tissues or towels, or any object in a highway motel room where male ejaculation (I think it's called shooting-off-a-willy, in Britain) had recently taken place? Especially in the cases where a sexually active male was in close quarters to the virgin's home or work place. Just a dab will do ya!

Really; The women scratch their itchy vagina's - like we all scratch our privates, while in post ovulation and egg/s are low "in the chutes," of the fallopian tubes and then deposit the sperm cells innocently by their own physical contact mostly by the ends of their fingers. 

Bingo. Virgin births. Just a human biological thought to consider. 

Off-the-wall? Too incredible? Remember those black and white science films showing through a microscope several sperm cells all wiggling about in a petri dish? 

The untold by government censors warning within that film footage was: 

"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!" Well maybe not that specific?

Tens of thousands per ejaculation. Full of energy, even 

in room temperature, under ultra-violet light, for about 

a 1/2 hour. Think about this kids! 

  

Something to think about female housekeepers, home makers, privates scratchers. Hell: fathers and mothers keep your daughters out of those restaurant bathrooms, and watch-out when any horn-ball man is living near where a fertile female spends a lot of time, and touches surfaces. My advice to all women wanting to avoid the appearance of a pregnant girl on a donkey being lead through the desert, just stay on the pill all the time until you want to get knocked-up, possibly by a toilet seat, but hopefully by someone you love, even if that's Jesus himself.

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Copyright Reserved. James G. Mason, October 8, 2014 JamesGMason.com

Morning Journal: Attack the Eating Problem, Shit for Brains, Wind and Solar Energy, Quotes, Voting Confidentiality . .

Priorities: Launch the War on Need - Attack the Eating Problem

Who is working on eliminating our need for food? I've already offered my photosynthesizing plant cells under the human skin idea, which frees us from the constant search for carbohydrates and nutrition to feed the entire world, and eliminates obesity. But that's just the start. We need to reexamine our entire digestive process, our waste process, our massive industry of food growth and preparation. All I ask is that we expend resources of technology and smart labor similar to the level of scientific research and energy and money we expend toward space exploration and travel. It would seem more important at this time that we launch an all-out-war on food. A war on eating, on harvesting our food. Before we spend money discussing, for instance, the anomalies of the surface of the moon Titan at Saturn. Call it "the war on need." Few would disagree that if there is a correlation between our spending on exploration of space, and our lack of resource and funds to combat world hunger, that a shift toward combating hunger would be a wise and frugal and efficient way to spend those resources in quantity and quality of a priority or of an emergency.   

Scientists: Humans May Have Shit-for-Brains . .

By James Mason, reporter Bullshit News.

Pasadena, California, USA 2014-10-08, Scientists studying why the human brain is colored whitish-grey, say that within the brain it may be a different kind of actual digestive fecal matter. Not brain matter alone, and beneath the durra matter (the outer lining of our brains), but the proteins which make-up the biological lattice of sorts, which holds our neurons in their locality. Currently biologists had theorized that neurons (brain cells) were connecting to each other only by chemical and electrical bond, and that was all that was necessary to hold the brain together. But these new findings indicate that proteins which reflect the color white may actually be derived from digestive waste. More specifically, a protein left-over from the liver and the gall-bladder which is small enough, and shaped just so, as to be taken-up through our protective blood-brain barrier into the central nervous system containing our brains. "It is apparent that through evolution our brains have found a way to hold together, and then grow larger beginning in the anthropological period known as the "brain explosion," which began to occur about 40,000 years ago," says doctor Motumbo Fecalista of the Center for the Study of Ignorance, in Jaka, South Africa.

Said Dr. Fecalista "It forms a massive, relatively that is, elastin connective tissue. We don't know if it is a protein derived from human shit or of animal shit. It may even come from an insect shit. But we're seeing it consistently in just about every brain. And, oddly I should add, we can not so far, find this phenomena in other mammals of several type tested so far. We do know this, it seems to effect behavior, that is forensic subjects will less of the fecal protein are few and far between among the subject population in our studies thus far. Those few subjects have a shared past of intellectualism of some degree."

In an alternative hypothesis "A long period of scarce food resources which occurred before our last ice age (ending about 12,000 years ago) may have caused both Homosapien and the Neanderthal species to actually eat shit to survive. The Neanderthals content with eating shit, may have escalated their shit-eating behavior to the point of their own extinction due to malnutrition, over the period of just a few generations."

Scientists say more study is needed and they have launched an online effort to enlist 1000 volunteers from the community of intellectuals from academia, Hollywood celebrity fans, beauty pageant contestants, and anyone who receives their world view principally from the cable television news network Fox News. "The differences, if any, found in this group of people may hold the answer as to why the world is being overrun by the ignorant. It is our hope to reduce this shit in the levels of the human brain worldwide, if that proves beneficial to humanity."

- by James Mason, reporter Bullshit News.

Solar and Wind Power Are The Way To Go - Temporary As They Are

This planet has experienced several periods of volcanic activity that has covered our planet by at least 25% darkness over habitable surfaces. Causing food production to be greatly diminished for several years if not made extinct. In fact, this planet experienced a worldwide plant life extinction event more than once. When this happens again, and it will, our solar installations will be almost useless. Additionally through climate change, winds will die out in regions and whole hemispheres where they have dominated traditionally, and winds will increase dramatically in regions where almost no strong or persistent winds existed previously.

Creating completely portable wind turbines and solar farms would be prudent at this time, not later, after we admit this inevitability. Perhaps on rail tracks stretching up to hundreds of miles in several directions.

Drawing on the electromagnetic field around our planet may be the most efficient, permanent, reliable and consistent manner of producing all the energy we need, forever. But that's futuristic space dreaming, which could be accomplished, with creativity and motivation towards permanent and clean distribution of energy in the future.

A Few Recent Quotes

Graphic quotation from the other day, posted Google+ & FaceBook

"The more often you can see the horizon the more likely you are to think about what lies beyond it."

-James G. Mason  FB post Friday, October 1, 2014

"We carry with us to the polling places who we are, and should not be expected to be more or less to participate in democracy. Whether we are full of knowledge and passion, or we are apathetic about politics, with scant knowledge of the issues and the candidates, we vote as our civic duty in numbers as large as possible to ensure the diverse community is represented."

- James G. Mason, FB post, September, 2014

How a Candidate Responds to The Question "Who Did You Vote For?"

Putting a candidate for government office on-the-spot by asking him or her the revealing question "So who did you vote for in the (year) election?" is a heated question that most candidates begin to perspire on hearing. If they know the answer will be received as inconsistent with the philosophy of the candidate, or consistent with the opponent or a political  party platform, they run. These moments should be an opportunity for the candidate. A chance to preserve the dignity of the private vote, and increase respect for the free choice of concealing that information. Here's a cool way to answer:

"I would really like both my constituents and all citizens to take a guess at what that vote was. I mean, it should not be hard to do. An easy guess. Because the preservation of our anonymity and confidentially of our American vote, as described in the Articles of Confederation of our Constitution, is well exampled by my not answering your question as you would like to hear. Next question please."

Copyright Reserved. James G. Mason, October 8, 2014 JamesGMason.com 

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