The Accidental Virgin Birth Pandemic

"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!" 

If you accept that evolution is a process in nature then you should understand that the conditions and methods in which life forms, using redundancies and repetitions of opportunities to allow life to reproduce in more than one way is a normal part of the cycle of life on Earth. In the process of evolution this is true among many if not most sexually reproducing life forms. One of these manners of redundancy and further distribution of opportunity to reproduce is becoming more apparent: The discovery a human female carrying an embryo or fetus, who had no physical, sexual contact is becoming less unusual. 

To greatly to improve the chance of just one acorn becoming successful and growing into a fine young tree - an oak tree may drop 100,000 acorns in a couple of weeks. A human male will distribute about 70,000 sperm cells during sexual intercourse climax in the same manner of excess for success. A squirrel could pick up many of those acorns and drop two or three far away from that mother oak. A dandelion seed cast into the wind can easily travel for a mile or more by numbers of over one hundred per flower.

Article reference: Virgin Pregnancy Rates Up. Please return! 

It is unusual, but is found throughout human history during our relative brief time while living in close quarters to each other that "virgin birth," stories appear frequently. Apparently, most families keep these occurrences very private. Some women will run-off and find a husband quickly and tell no one that they really " . . have no idea how this happened to me!"  

In these times we are communicating these stories more frequently and so the seemingly miraculous incidents are being discovered in numbers that are significant. Worth studying. Worth hypothesizing why so that someone can launch real study and find out for sure how all of these women and so many pubescent aged girls are becoming pregnant with seemingly NO SEXUAL contact with others?

Here's a hypothesis about virgin births: Perhaps it's true? Perhaps these virgin or abstinent women are picking-up fresh sperm cells from the warm surfaces and undersides of desks and tables and chairs, and toilets, door knobs, faucet handles, tissues or towels, or any object in a highway motel room where male ejaculation (I think it's called shooting-off-a-willy, in Britain) had recently taken place? Especially in the cases where a sexually active male was in close quarters to the virgin's home or work place. Just a dab will do ya!

Really; The women scratch their itchy vagina's - like we all scratch our privates, while in post ovulation and egg/s are low "in the chutes," of the fallopian tubes and then deposit the sperm cells innocently by their own physical contact mostly by the ends of their fingers. 

Bingo. Virgin births. Just a human biological thought to consider. 

Off-the-wall? Too incredible? Remember those black and white science films showing through a microscope several sperm cells all wiggling about in a petri dish? 

The untold by government censors warning within that film footage was: 

"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!" Well maybe not that specific?

Tens of thousands per ejaculation. Full of energy, even 

in room temperature, under ultra-violet light, for about 

a 1/2 hour. Think about this kids! 

  

Something to think about female housekeepers, home makers, privates scratchers. Hell: fathers and mothers keep your daughters out of those restaurant bathrooms, and watch-out when any horn-ball man is living near where a fertile female spends a lot of time, and touches surfaces. My advice to all women wanting to avoid the appearance of a pregnant girl on a donkey being lead through the desert, just stay on the pill all the time until you want to get knocked-up, possibly by a toilet seat, but hopefully by someone you love, even if that's Jesus himself.

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Copyright Reserved. James G. Mason, October 8, 2014 JamesGMason.com

Morning Journal: Attack the Eating Problem, Shit for Brains, Wind and Solar Energy, Quotes, Voting Confidentiality . .

Priorities: Launch the War on Need - Attack the Eating Problem

Who is working on eliminating our need for food? I've already offered my photosynthesizing plant cells under the human skin idea, which frees us from the constant search for carbohydrates and nutrition to feed the entire world, and eliminates obesity. But that's just the start. We need to reexamine our entire digestive process, our waste process, our massive industry of food growth and preparation. All I ask is that we expend resources of technology and smart labor similar to the level of scientific research and energy and money we expend toward space exploration and travel. It would seem more important at this time that we launch an all-out-war on food. A war on eating, on harvesting our food. Before we spend money discussing, for instance, the anomalies of the surface of the moon Titan at Saturn. Call it "the war on need." Few would disagree that if there is a correlation between our spending on exploration of space, and our lack of resource and funds to combat world hunger, that a shift toward combating hunger would be a wise and frugal and efficient way to spend those resources in quantity and quality of a priority or of an emergency.   

Scientists: Humans May Have Shit-for-Brains . .

By James Mason, reporter Bullshit News.

Pasadena, California, USA 2014-10-08, Scientists studying why the human brain is colored whitish-grey, say that within the brain it may be a different kind of actual digestive fecal matter. Not brain matter alone, and beneath the durra matter (the outer lining of our brains), but the proteins which make-up the biological lattice of sorts, which holds our neurons in their locality. Currently biologists had theorized that neurons (brain cells) were connecting to each other only by chemical and electrical bond, and that was all that was necessary to hold the brain together. But these new findings indicate that proteins which reflect the color white may actually be derived from digestive waste. More specifically, a protein left-over from the liver and the gall-bladder which is small enough, and shaped just so, as to be taken-up through our protective blood-brain barrier into the central nervous system containing our brains. "It is apparent that through evolution our brains have found a way to hold together, and then grow larger beginning in the anthropological period known as the "brain explosion," which began to occur about 40,000 years ago," says doctor Motumbo Fecalista of the Center for the Study of Ignorance, in Jaka, South Africa.

Said Dr. Fecalista "It forms a massive, relatively that is, elastin connective tissue. We don't know if it is a protein derived from human shit or of animal shit. It may even come from an insect shit. But we're seeing it consistently in just about every brain. And, oddly I should add, we can not so far, find this phenomena in other mammals of several type tested so far. We do know this, it seems to effect behavior, that is forensic subjects will less of the fecal protein are few and far between among the subject population in our studies thus far. Those few subjects have a shared past of intellectualism of some degree."

In an alternative hypothesis "A long period of scarce food resources which occurred before our last ice age (ending about 12,000 years ago) may have caused both Homosapien and the Neanderthal species to actually eat shit to survive. The Neanderthals content with eating shit, may have escalated their shit-eating behavior to the point of their own extinction due to malnutrition, over the period of just a few generations."

Scientists say more study is needed and they have launched an online effort to enlist 1000 volunteers from the community of intellectuals from academia, Hollywood celebrity fans, beauty pageant contestants, and anyone who receives their world view principally from the cable television news network Fox News. "The differences, if any, found in this group of people may hold the answer as to why the world is being overrun by the ignorant. It is our hope to reduce this shit in the levels of the human brain worldwide, if that proves beneficial to humanity."

- by James Mason, reporter Bullshit News.

Solar and Wind Power Are The Way To Go - Temporary As They Are

This planet has experienced several periods of volcanic activity that has covered our planet by at least 25% darkness over habitable surfaces. Causing food production to be greatly diminished for several years if not made extinct. In fact, this planet experienced a worldwide plant life extinction event more than once. When this happens again, and it will, our solar installations will be almost useless. Additionally through climate change, winds will die out in regions and whole hemispheres where they have dominated traditionally, and winds will increase dramatically in regions where almost no strong or persistent winds existed previously.

Creating completely portable wind turbines and solar farms would be prudent at this time, not later, after we admit this inevitability. Perhaps on rail tracks stretching up to hundreds of miles in several directions.

Drawing on the electromagnetic field around our planet may be the most efficient, permanent, reliable and consistent manner of producing all the energy we need, forever. But that's futuristic space dreaming, which could be accomplished, with creativity and motivation towards permanent and clean distribution of energy in the future.

A Few Recent Quotes

Graphic quotation from the other day, posted Google+ & FaceBook

"The more often you can see the horizon the more likely you are to think about what lies beyond it."

-James G. Mason  FB post Friday, October 1, 2014

"We carry with us to the polling places who we are, and should not be expected to be more or less to participate in democracy. Whether we are full of knowledge and passion, or we are apathetic about politics, with scant knowledge of the issues and the candidates, we vote as our civic duty in numbers as large as possible to ensure the diverse community is represented."

- James G. Mason, FB post, September, 2014

How a Candidate Responds to The Question "Who Did You Vote For?"

Putting a candidate for government office on-the-spot by asking him or her the revealing question "So who did you vote for in the (year) election?" is a heated question that most candidates begin to perspire on hearing. If they know the answer will be received as inconsistent with the philosophy of the candidate, or consistent with the opponent or a political  party platform, they run. These moments should be an opportunity for the candidate. A chance to preserve the dignity of the private vote, and increase respect for the free choice of concealing that information. Here's a cool way to answer:

"I would really like both my constituents and all citizens to take a guess at what that vote was. I mean, it should not be hard to do. An easy guess. Because the preservation of our anonymity and confidentially of our American vote, as described in the Articles of Confederation of our Constitution, is well exampled by my not answering your question as you would like to hear. Next question please."

Copyright Reserved. James G. Mason, October 8, 2014 JamesGMason.com 

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Morning Journal: Voting the Fun Way, Gazans in Deep Water, Pills Scheduling Your Bathroom Behavior, The Smelling Society Begins

Morning Journal: 20 September, 2014.

Voting Restriction Laws and Voter ID Controversy

On this issue republicans are paranoid about liberals or immigrants voting illegally or voting twice or more times even though hardly anyone in any election year is discovered to have done this. Democrats and liberals voice outrage at the thought of making voting more difficult for anyone, they in fact want much more liberal voting access like weekend voting, voting from home and etcetera because they want better representation that includes the riff-raff in addition to the common electorate.

Here's a solution: Every polling place should have a finger print reader which is networked to an exclusive and secure centralized computer. The print reader sends the print to the super computer, a second later the polling place worker reads the result as green if that finger print had not yet voted, or red if that print had voted already.

It's not necessary for this computer solution to know the identification of the voter. That the voter is standing there feeling entitled to vote and wanting to vote gets him or her to the finger print scanner and then on to the voting booth. The computer only rapidly determines it's a new finger print for that day/voting period, then the voter is allowed to go on to the booth. No worries about paid voters, so what? No worries about double or triple voters, or voters who cross county and state lines, or who have multiple residences.

To seal the deal we have a portable tattoo machine at the polling place which tattoos in henna (temporary) an "I voted" tattoo with an American flag, across the top of the voters' hand, which doubly ensures that voter can't even approach another polling place and try to vote again.

I Want a Pill That Organizes and Sweetens All My Bodily Waste

A pill which allows you to time waste evacuations including flatulence timing. You could set get a prescription for five urinations per day, two defecations, three farts at one o'clock, two and four o'clock and etc.. The body and the bladder might just adapt to expect the seven-thirty a.m. defecation, preceded by the seven-twenty seven a.m. flatulation which warns you to head toward the bathroom. They might be capsules with micro electronics within, manipulating the tissues of our bowels, controlling our gas levels and making it smell good, regulating water uptake, regulating our bacterial levels, adjusting the filtration rates and density of our kidneys.

The list goes on infinitively as medical science gets more and more technological and micro becomes super micro and before we know we will be living symbiotically with a microscopically small artificially intelligent biomedical submarine inside us all for all of our lives. We'll be impregnable to all virus and bacteria. Our flesh wounds will repair completely within minutes or hours. We'll receive arterial bypasses and not realize it when in danger.   

Gazan Fisherman Be Free!

Six miles from the Gaza coast is the fishing limit. "This is like a desert out here. The real fishing is nine or twelve miles out at least." Gazan fisherman, Al Jazeera Television, September, 2014.  "We can't condone that this restricted fishing zone is devoid of fish or that just telling a fisherman he can't have free access to the sea."

The justifiable fear of the Israeli government is that their enemies will smuggle arms and soldiers, and move passengers and contraband in and out of Gaza from the sea, if the area to be policed is large enough for the enemy to get away with it. Additionally a fishing boat manned by a crew of one or two or three has a typical profile on the water if it is Gazan, about fifteen feet, low in the water, and without an enclosed helm or cabins. Hence the six mile limit allows a limited number of Israeli gun boats to do the job. And if fishing is what is allowed, the boats being patrolled by Israel will be less suspect overall.

The Israelis have the electronic tracking and optics technology at their disposal to allow fisherman free access to the western Mediterranean right now if they cared to use creative methods to enhance the freedom of Palestinians. Their boats could become registered and licensed and fitted with a transponder which by radio transmission continually designates them as an inspected and currently licensed fishing vessel and the transponder could alarm both the fisherman and the government if the boat strays too far, like into Egyptian or Lebanese waters, or fifty miles out perhaps.

A licensed vessel could fly a large bright green flag (for example) to indicate to all other sea traffic they are approved and monitored by the government. This would serve to protect fisherman from aggression of others. The flag should be a box kite so that it has a visible profile from satellite optics. 

One man could inspect Gazan fishing boats seeing several a day from town to town. Three technicians could install the transponders. If two hundred boat transponders are needed that would cost less than the cost of one missile from the Israeli iron shield missile launchers. One person could sit and monitor all vessels at one desk looking at one monitor. This frees the Israeli navy from inspection of small boats throughout their patrol area. It greatly restricts the ability of smugglers and pirates to behave as fishing boats and causes them to be vessels without transponders for the navy to give their attention to.

Those Israelis interested in elevating the quality of the lives of the Gazans might consider a couple of fish finding ships for the Gazan fishing waters. Advanced sonar displayed on the internet can give the fisherman of both Israel and Gaza great advantage. The crews could use wi-fi buoys to communicate location updates live so Gazans can have the largest fishing bounty possible on their tables.      

When Does the Smelling Society Begin?

When is Apple introducing the smelling and odor dispensing iphone? The possibilities are numerous if they do. The gaseous vapor it may emit on demand or automatically will have to come from an outside source, like a tank of liquid attached to the phone. The smells it dispenses may need to be restricted, for example you don't want to get a police dog all excited because something you pushed on your iphone smelled like explosives, or a French poodle, or it's masters treats. Hunters could bait any tree or any spot they wanted with sexual odors or food odors to deceive animals. The technology on the iphone could smell with sniffability better than a hunting dog's ability. Enabling users to find lost pets by direction quickly. Find loved ones, who each will have a their personal smell stored in their favorites folder on the iphone smell catalog, available at itunes sniff. Ten year old boys of course will have more farts than they could imagine in their wildest dreams if they have the phone. Out in the wilderness or even out on the ocean, the smell of a hiking party or the smell of a small yacht can be located with a sniffer app on your phone. If you're the lost party, emit a smell that will cause vicious animals to run away, or make a stink your rescuers will later wish you didn't. We could have our phones tell us the ingredients in any food we're considering eating. If the food is laced with poison or turned foul or has dangerous bacteria on it, the phone will tell us. The phone could detect hormonal changes and perspiration and identify individual's personal perspiration. We would know when a woman is having menses, or near it or after it. The phone may even be able to detect pregnancy, cancer, lukemia, drugs, alcohol, poor hygiene, bad breath, a rotting tooth, the contents of the breathers last meal.  

Copyright Reserved: James G. Mason. September, 2014

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Raise the Moon to Lower Sea Levels

Morning Journal, Thursday, July 17, 2014

For billions of years the Moon has been drifting away in altitude from Earth by about a half an inch per year. In just 1.26 million years the moon will be 10 miles further away! So what if we gave nature of push of just a few several billion years? We humans have proven our ability and propensity to control nature let's not look away from the Earths' moon to control nature again. 

When sea levels rise to destructive levels at our shores what will we do? We'll move inland. We'll build high to stay near the shore and let the waves wash under our elevated parking garages. We'll have towering residential buildings several stories underwater all along our coasts. Venetian small businesses will sprout up in our coastal cities as the unemployed build gondolas to push us through the streets as the streets will look more like Venice every day.

When Earthlings have had enough and climb out of "future denial" and see the futility of continuing to fight the ocean all over the world to save millions and millions of people, spending trillions of dollars shoring up our homes and businesses, we might then look to this seeming incredible solution: we could send the moon further away, enough to lower world wide sea levels to a far more tolerable level.  

What are Tides (from HiWaay.net) "The Moon and Tides": 

"Tides are created because the Earth and the moon are attracted to each other, just like magnets are attracted to each other. The moon tries to pull at anything on the Earth to bring it closer. But, the Earth is able to hold onto everything except the water. Since the water is always moving, the Earth cannot hold onto it, and the moon is able to pull at it. Each day, there are two high tides and two low tides. The ocean is constantly moving from high tide to low tide, and then back to high tide. There is about 12 hours and 25 minutes between the two high tides." And;  "Tides are the periodic rise and falling of large bodies of water. Winds and currents move the surface water causing waves. The gravitational attraction of the moon causes the oceans to bulge out in the direction of the moon. Another bulge occurs on the opposite side, since the Earth is also being pulled toward the moon (and away from the water on the far side). Ocean levels fluctuate daily as the sun, moon and earth interact. As the moon travels around the earth and as they, together, travel around the sun, the combined gravitational forces cause the world's oceans to rise and fall. Since the earth is rotating while this is happening, two tides occur each day." And;  "Spring Tides: When the moon is full or new, the gravitational pull of the moon and sun are combined. At these times, the high tides are very high and the low tides are very low. This is known as a spring high tide. Spring tides are especially strong tides (they do not have anything to do with the season Spring). They occur when the Earth, the Sun, and the Moon are in a line. The gravitational forces of the Moon and the Sun both contribute to the tides. Spring tides occur during the full moon and the new moon."

Our oceans swell by several feet all over the world and at differing heights of danger, especially during ocean born storms. The frequency and severity of these storms can be expected to increase in coming years where many coastal massive populations are living.  

Gravity between the Earth and moon can be reduced when the moon is pushed, say 100,000 miles further from us. This reduction in gravity due to the increased distance can lower the world's oceans by one to several feet, buying humanity centuries to reverse our atmospheric issue.  

Simplistic? Yes kind of, but consider the simplistic ideas that have created the most wonderful technology and solutions to our problems in our past, and consider this may be one of those types of ideas. A common statement from nearly everyone at one time or another is "It's just amazing to me that our generation had not thought of that simple solution way back then!" 

Some detriments to this project may be: We would be reducing tidal influence every where, causing a loss and a changing of shore ecology including wildlife whose lives are dependent upon the tides. We would be influencing tectonic pressures and placements all over the world. We may experience several volcanoes at once as pressure upon lava lakes and lava streams are released by the of pressure withdrawn by distancing the moon from Earth. But solutions which prevent those things from happening, I am confident, we can create before sending our satellite further out of orbit. 

We may lose the moon if we miscalculate its new distance, and it may return to us in the form of a collision with Earth, which would be a not-so-amusing cosmic irony since the moon was created by the collision of a planetary body into the molten earth more than three billion years ago. 

Ship and boats in harbors around the world may be beached on the rock and on the seabed if not prepared for the change when the moon is sent further away. Surfing will be so many feet of water less challenging and fun. Winds born of ocean waves of high oceans will be reduced, and we will see a reduction in sea-born winds and hurricanes and typhoons. And an idea worth exploring now before great suffering occurs that we could have stopped.  

Hey let's give it a try because it may be worth the risk in sheer numbers of lives and untold amounts of energy and money.  

Copyright Reserved: James G. Mason, July, 2014. JamesGMason.com

The Moon and Tides:

http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moontides/ 

Lincoln: "Government is the coming together . . "

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Pick a government program you can't stand! Now show evidence that the problem/s addressed by that program, what's solutions were previously unobtainable by ". . groups or individuals who could not or would not . ." can now be handled fairly, within the confines of the Constitution, by those same individuals and groups! 

It's a simple and personal test of your understanding of a functioning democratic community!

Go ahead pick a program! Comment your opinion below, based in evidence of course. Simple! I won't comment back!

*Congressman Lincoln gave this explanation to a reporter in his freshman term. It is too liberal of a statement to appear in Lincoln biographies! It is also an example of how the Republican Party of his day was comprised of representatives who favored a liberal agenda, especially the very liberal idea of his time of abolition of slavery. Yes I'm saying President Lincoln was a liberal. Few biographers or historians will touch the issue of the liberal and conservative divide of Lincoln's time. That would be bold and result in losing book sales to nearly half the population of readers, who would hear about this partisan statement. 

No Lincoln comments. Pick a program!

#biggovernment #smallgovernment #conservative#liberal

This Bread is So Dry . .

This bread is so dry . . . .

I fear I have destroyed my salivary glands.

The ancient Martians invented this bread; That's what happened to them. 

For my own safety I had to eat it next to a fire extinguisher.

People who live in the desert give it away to tourists. For their own survival.

You need a State license to make the bread, because many ovens catch fire and melt when baking it.

BP keeps several pounds off-shore in case of an oil spill.

I missed my own birthday, while trying to eat it.

Place a strip of beef jerky next to it, the jerky becomes completely dehydrated and blows-away. 

If kids are bouncing on it in the backyard, it gets lifted by the wind and carries the children away with it.

Cures water-on-the-brain by holding it in your mouth for ten minutes.

Lifeboat passengers stranded at sea fight over who has to eat it next.

In southern California loaves of this bread are believed responsible for the deadly Santa Ana winds.

Mean children toss it to seagulls at the beach to watch them shrink.

Parents are strapping loaves to their young children's arms who don't yet know how to swim.

It is kept locked-away by the nurses on psychiatric care units where suicidal patients are staying.

Siegfried and Roy now use it in their live shows, instead of whips.

Used to be called Wonder Bread before the lawsuit.

One million pounds of it was floated into the stratosphere to repair the hole in the ozone layer.

Was given free to Occupy protesters in New York City, the day before they all went home.

10,000 loaves tied to strings were used to raise a sunken cruise ship in Italy.

The Apollo eleven Astronauts brought back several loaves uneaten, after it was discovered that eating powdered orange Tang by the spoonful was more efficient and refreshing.

Binary information can be stored in it for decades eliminating the need for hard drives.

Many intact loaves carbon dated to -2,500 b.c. have been unearthed by archaeologists digging at Stonehenge, along with thousands of lower jawbones.

It is believed that Jesus shared a single loaf of this bread with two thousand paupers, who then chewed on it for two years in the desert.

It is thought that Jesus had fashioned two loaves into sandals, just before he walked on water.

An energy efficient house in Arizona was made entirely of this bread but had to be destroyed after the house kept attracting low-pressure weather fronts, sucking the moisture out of the clouds and causing wide-spread flooding.

If eating this bread a vacuum cleaner must be kept nearby for the aftermath.

Seniors seen feeding it to pigeons at the park have been "featured villains" in the PETA monthly newsletter.

It must be served on a string as per FAA statute sec. 4.09.02.

The bread is almost extinct and so is a sought after food of the extremely wealthy for their new fad, Dry Bread parties. Which are often followed by an evening of bondage and sadomasochism entertainment.

Whole colonies of ants have refused to carry off the crumbs because they kept floating away. Some colonies have successfully formed unions as a result of this long standing struggle with their queens.

Police have begun firing their tasers at it, before even asking questions.

Senior men: Drill a large hole through one end of the loaf, insert penis and presto . . expensive electric vacuum pumps no longer needed!

Used as a prank, college football team seniors would stuff rookie's lockers with several loaves and wait for the surprise. This prank has come to be known as the Hurt Locker, a term later used by the American military to describe the task of removing improvised explosive devices.

In San Francisco Clam Chowder soup vendors had experimented with hollowing-out the loaves to serve their soups in, however the soup would mysteriously disappear before tourists could even eat one spoonful. 

Suburban deck dwellers with outdoor natural clay ovens have learned to tie the oven down before attempting to bake the bread.

The American Red Cross turned-away three truckloads of this bread headed for the Katrina hurricane victims.
In an emergency, if accidentally swallowed, it can be washed-down with a tall glass of dirt.

It had to be moved to the refrigerator, because it caught a box of crackers on fire.

It was used a divining bread in frontier days because it got heavy over underground aquifers.

Moses did not part the Red Sea the Hebrews baked this bread then tossed it into the waves in front of them.

The atmospheric scientists made a simple typo; That report was supposed to read Global Baking.

Copyright Reserved, James G. Mason, May, 2014.

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