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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2014

The Sun is Burning Out Movement - The Great Cult That Could Not Sustain






The Sun is Burning Out cult feared the inevitable. I thought it was a reasonable fear. Although a bit premature. Of course, I hold true the scientific hypothesis that the Sun will blow-up like a giant bubble and burst (a Red Giant stellar event), but they thought it was actually burning out, very slowly. At the time I found the SBO cult, the process of Sols’ death did not matter very much to me as it was an event, not on my calendar yet. The cult’s basic premise remained intact. They faded out after about 3 years, but the site was untouched for almost ten years, then gone one day, after a simple small message had appeared on its front page. But I am glad I had saved their images and banners, for posterity and for a lesson to be taught to someone, in the future.
I remember being impressed that they actually had a couple of retired astronomers they had video interviews with, saying seemingly absurd things. “The scientists must have been padding the old’ Social Security income.” I thought.
They took solace and peace in expending their energy on a futile attempt at advocacy of an issue, with complete, only imaginable, catastrophe occurring in our very, very, distant future. They seemed be living in contradiction. They would make clear that their obsession may be a waste of time and may be the most unimportant thing a person could be concerned with. But still they came and grew for a few years. 
Towards the end of the cult, most members shared an odd appreciation for the absolutely fruitless efforts of somehow stopping the sun from burning out. Some were sharing a mutual feeling, that they had achieved a Zen like peacefulness in the pure futility of their purpose. Because they had found the epiphany that they had all the time in the world.
There was turmoil within the organization, which occurred between those embracing the Sun is Blowing Up hypothesis, and the founders and their loyalists who maintained the whole things was a burning-out issue. But a picnic was held for two summers, where the SBU’s joined in volleyball against the larger SBO’s, and they eventually accepted they had strong mutual concern. There had been a newsletter, I have since lost it, where the whole guff of understanding was explained, and the truce was called for, prior to the first picnic. 
I thought the SBO’s highly amusing. It was very entertaining to check-on their website now and again. They were for me a sociological study in beliefs, paranoia, and fear in general. It struck me as such waste of human energy since humanity has so many priorities on its plate in this millennium. Never mind what’s on our plate in about: 2,500,000 millennia. I thought and concluded, “It’s good, I guess, that somebody is worried about this. I think there’re enough people now, on Earth, that we can happily allow a bunch of them to be concerned with Sol’s inevitable death. Who knows? Maybe we can stop it one day, inspired by the writings of these whack-jobs?” So I never insulted them. I respected their concern. Reason, I concluded, is not unreasonable, even it’s a reason for concern of something 5 billion years from now. It is just, a bit early.
The SBOer’s teach us lessons about life. About entropy, extinction, oblivion, dissolution and the many other concepts, of existence ending. About the constant fear of ending that remains in us all. They also cause us to wonder about the puzzlement, that is doing nothing to prevent our demise, when it seems out-of-control.  Because they are planning on an event, billions of years from now, they teach great patience and control of our desires for our survival. They cause us all to consider in contemplation our unreasonable fears of this time we are in now. 

Live for today - not 5 billion years from now. Did the Buddha say something like that?

Now a confession:

I created the cult. It was online only. Had one member. I was into getting really stoned and making humor web pages, around 1999-20002. I actually paid for the domain and hosting services. Had a chat forum set-up with fascinating running dialog from fake members. But the internet was still too young to appreciate it. There was no (large) atheist community to obtain the interests of, but places like AOL and Prodigy. And marketing your website was very difficult, very manual. So I moved on to a few months of making fake missing animal posters to hang around the neighborhood. There was the missing talking pigeon that looked like 150,000 others in my city. The childhood dog that eloped with its gay lover and was rumored to be hiding on empty properties nearby - an appeal to saving a romance, shunning dog-homo love, and returning to a boy his dog. And other important humor for my community.
There is a half irony here . . . SBO could only have been created by someone with too much time on their hands, or an interest in providing comedy (in reality). And, if you’re worried about an event billions of years from now, you are a candidate to join the SBO, because you feel you have a lot of time. So, I guess, if you have a lot of time, you can reasonably worry about something that occurs, a very long time from now. You might even be productive in your concerns. Who knows, how history will remember the SBO?

Copyright Reserved, James G. Mason, Thursday, November 13, 2014. JamesGMason.com

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Friday, October 10, 2014

The Accidental Virgin Birth Pandemic


"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!" 


If you accept that evolution is a process in nature then you should understand that the conditions and methods in which life forms, using redundancies and repetitions of opportunities to allow life to reproduce in more than one way is a normal part of the cycle of life on Earth. In the process of evolution this is true among many if not most sexually reproducing life forms. One of these manners of redundancy and further distribution of opportunity to reproduce is becoming more apparent: The discovery a human female carrying an embryo or fetus, who had no physical, sexual contact is becoming less unusual. 

To greatly to improve the chance of just one acorn becoming successful and growing into a fine young tree - an oak tree may drop 100,000 acorns in a couple of weeks. A human male will distribute about 70,000 sperm cells during sexual intercourse climax in the same manner of excess for success. A squirrel could pick up many of those acorns and drop two or three far away from that mother oak. A dandelion seed cast into the wind can easily travel for a mile or more by numbers of over one hundred per flower.

Article reference: Virgin Pregnancy Rates Up. Please return! 

It is unusual, but is found throughout human history during our relative brief time while living in close quarters to each other that "virgin birth," stories appear frequentlyApparently, most families keep these occurrences very private. Some women will run-off and find a husband quickly and tell no one that they really " . . have no idea how this happened to me!"  

In these times we are communicating these stories more frequently and so the seemingly miraculous incidents are being discovered in numbers that are significant. Worth studying. Worth hypothesizing why so that someone can launch real study and find out for sure how all of these women and so many pubescent aged girls are becoming pregnant with seemingly NO SEXUAL contact with others?

Here's a hypothesis about virgin births: Perhaps it's true? Perhaps these virgin or abstinent women are picking-up fresh sperm cells from the warm surfaces and undersides of desks and tables and chairs, and toilets, door knobs, faucet handles, tissues or towels, or any object in a highway motel room where male ejaculation (I think it's called shooting-off-a-willy, in Britain) had recently taken place? Especially in the cases where a sexually active male was in close quarters to the virgin's home or work place. Just a dab will do ya!

Really; The women scratch their itchy vagina's like we all scratch our privates, while in post ovulation and egg/s are low "in the chutes," of the fallopian tubes and then deposit the sperm cells innocently by their own physical contact mostly by the ends of their fingers. 

Bingo. Virgin births. Just a human biological thought to consider. 

Off-the-wall? Too incredible? Remember those black and white science films showing through a microscope several sperm cells all wiggling about in a petri dish? 

The untold by government censors warning within that film footage was: 

"Look you junior high-school idiots: They're very much alive, and they are in a f-ing Petri dish in room temperature and they're definitely not out of energy. Think about it! Your parents won't let us say this but your little buggers, about 70,000 of each of them, at a time, can swim all over the place. Including up your sisters' virgin skirt as well! When your parents find out, you'll go-along with your sisters' virgin birth story, won't you then? And you boys will grow hair on your palms too!Well maybe not that specific?


Tens of thousands per ejaculation. Full of energy, even 
in room temperature, under ultra-violet light, for about 
a 1/2 hour. Think about this kids! 

  
Something to think about female housekeepers, home makers, privates scratchers. Hell: fathers and mothers keep your daughters out of those restaurant bathrooms, and watch-out when any horn-ball man is living near where a fertile female spends a lot of time, and touches surfaces. My advice to all women wanting to avoid the appearance of a pregnant girl on a donkey being lead through the desert, just stay on the pill all the time until you want to get knocked-up, possibly by a toilet seat, but hopefully by someone you love, even if that's Jesus himself.



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Copyright Reserved. James G. Mason, October 8, 2014 JamesGMason.com