Scientists: Humans May Have Shit-for-Brains . .
Said Dr. Fecalista "It forms a massive, relatively that is, elastin connective tissue. We don't know if it is a protein derived from human shit or of animal shit. It may even come from an insect shit. But we're seeing it consistently in just about every brain. And, oddly I should add, we can not so far, find this phenomena in other mammals of several type tested so far. We do know this, it seems to effect behavior, that is forensic subjects will less of the fecal protein are few and far between among the subject population in our studies thus far. Those few subjects have a shared past of intellectualism of some degree."
In an alternative hypothesis "A long period of scarce food resources which occurred before our last ice age (ending about 12,000 years ago) may have caused both Homosapien and the Neanderthal species to actually eat shit to survive. The Neanderthals content with eating shit, may have escalated their shit-eating behavior to the point of their own extinction due to malnutrition, over the period of just a few generations."
Scientists say more study is needed and they have launched an online effort to enlist 1000 volunteers from the community of intellectuals from academia, Hollywood celebrity fans, beauty pageant contestants, and anyone who receives their world view principally from the cable television news network Fox News. "The differences, if any, found in this group of people may hold the answer as to why the world is being overrun by the ignorant. It is our hope to reduce this shit in the levels of the human brain worldwide, if that proves beneficial to humanity."
Solar and Wind Power Are The Way To Go - Temporary As They Are
Creating completely portable wind turbines and solar farms would be prudent at this time, not later, after we admit this inevitability. Perhaps on rail tracks stretching up to hundreds of miles in several directions.
Drawing on the electromagnetic field around our planet may be the most efficient, permanent, reliable and consistent manner of producing all the energy we need, forever. But that's futuristic space dreaming, which could be accomplished, with creativity and motivation towards permanent and clean distribution of energy in the future.
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How a Candidate Responds to The Question "Who Did You Vote For?"
"I would really like both my constituents and all citizens to take a guess at what that vote was. I mean, it should not be hard to do. An easy guess. Because the preservation of our anonymity and confidentially of our American vote, as described in the Articles of Confederation of our Constitution, is well exampled by my not answering your question as you would like to hear. Next question please."